John Green: These trampolines are just close enough to each other to invite poor decisions, and just far enough apart to punish those poor decisions.
Can’t you just see Hank robbing banks? ‘Alright I need all of you to get down on the ground, contemplate the size of your carbon footprints, and give me all your money because daddy needs some new corn dogs’.
John Green. (via thelovelanguage) (via effyeahnerdfighters)
You don’t get it. This is humor at its finest. Follow this dailybooth plz.
YouTube is now recommending that I should watch lion sex videos because I watched the Vlogbrothers videos with giraffe sex thumbnails. So thanks to John and Hank, YouTube thinks I’m into kinky serengeti action.
Holy crap, at the end of this video, John shows and mentions the book that I gave him when he was here, The Sweaty Yeti. Hooray! I’m kinda namelessly famous!
Gotta love John Green.
He was exactly that amount of amused when I first handed the book to him at the signing in Edinburgh. Making him laugh that hard was one of the best moments I’ve ever had.
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We’re going to have to reschedule the cat-licking.
John Green (24 Sep 2010 blogtv live show)
Has he heard the first chapter of John Green’s first book? It’s partially about that, minus the hamsters. (And by the way - there is no one on earth who could define my hamster as “harmless”, whether she’s on fire or not. We don’t let her out of the cage because we haven’t found a Hannibal Lecter mask small enough.)
